Who else is probably less-than-thrilled to make the cut?
GQ wrote, "Dennis Rodman is a Q-list celebrity willing to commit borderline treason just to hang out with a dictator who himself aspires to be a Q-list celebrity."
"I'd like to thank Paula Deen for fulfilling every expectation I had for what Paula Deen is like behind closed doors," wrote Drew Magary, the article's author.
"He's the saddest lecher in American politics, and that's saying something, because they're all lechers."
GQ included Bieber because he's too old to be "raising hell and being a brat."
According to Magary, Pope Benedict XVI "assumed the papacy with the sole mission of stubbornly defending all of its antiquated practices," and didn't even stick around to finish the job. "His most notable achievement was wearing red shoes," he added.
GQ blasts Miley for spending her recent career trying to deliberately cause controversy. "What's sad is that it totally worked," they wrote.
Magary included former NFL player Aaron Hernandez for allegedly acting like a tough guy off the football field.
For all the media attention surrounding the royal birth, GQ thought Prince George should've been extra special, or some kind of alien baby. "Do more cool stuff, baby!" they urged.
Magary included Angela Corey, for what he feels was her failure to get George Zimmerman convicted of anything at all.
Magary mostly has a problem with "After Earth," Will Smith's 2013 film in which he co-stars with son Jaden. "This wasn't simply a vanity project — it was a double vanity project, in which Smith made a naked bid to hand over his 'King of the Fourth of July' crown to his son."