Consider it the holiday gift list to end all lists.
What the caption says:"This single earring works perfectly with a simple stud in the opposite ear."
What it should say:"This single earring is so expensive, we decided to forgo its pair."
Shop it:Anita Ko Gold Safety Pin Earring ($1,995)
What the caption says:"A totally chic, wearable blanket."
What it should say:"We could wear our whole living room for less."
Shop it:The Row Rina Fringed Cape ($3,190)
What the caption says:"The sort of thing you'll have forever."
What it should say:"The tiny, expensive charm you'll lose immediately."
Shop it:ArtizanWork 3D Silhouette Charm ($1,100)
What the caption says:"Yeah right, but how cool is this?"
What it should say:"Luggage that's precious enough for its own first class seat."
Shop it:Valentino Canvas Trolley ($4,545)
What the caption says:"14 [year olds] know Golden Goose?"
What it should say:"14 year olds don't know Golden Goose and don't care either."
Shop it:Golden Goose Slide Sneakers ($575)
What the caption says:"Kinky Indeed"
What it should say:"The clutch so luxe, you handcuffed it to yourself."
Shop it:Charlotte Olympia Kinky Clutch ($1,295)
What the caption says:"Quite simply, the only leather jacket you'll ever need."
What it should say:"For the 1 percent who want to feel edgy."
Shop it:Balenciaga Leather Biker Jacket ($2,745)
What the caption says:"Be still our beating hearts."
What it should say:"The price tag may give you a heart attack."
Shop it:Harry Winston 1.95 Carat Diamond Ring (price on request)
What the caption says:"Tough, but nicely feminine too."
What it should say:"The indulgent solution when all of your other fingers are already adorned."
Shop it:Sarah Chloe For Goop Pinky Ring ($1,298)